Jokes
Jokes
Rick: Why was Cinderella trown off the baseball team?
Dick: Why?
Rick: Because she ran away from the ball
Harold: What goes clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, squish?
Ronald: What?
Harold: An octopus with one shoe off
Pee Wee: Why did the halfman cross the road?
Chubb: I don’t know. Why?
Pee Wee: To get to his other side
Bart: Why is a dragon big, scaly and green?
Art: Why?
Bart: Because if it was small, smooth and white it would be a Tic Tac
Dink: What should you do with a rabbit that is eating a dictionary?
Duff: I don’t know. What?
Dink: Take the words right out of his mouth.
Some Boy Scouts were out in the woods trying to earn their Hiking merit badges. The Scout master said to them, “I have good news and bad news. The good news is we have hiked 100 miles today. The bad news is, we’re lost”.
John: Doctor, can you help me? I’ve been feeling like a frog.
Doctor: When did that start?John: Ever since I was a tadpole.
Sara: My cat ate a dollar.
Bob: Well, how is he?
Sara: So far no change
Dick: What did one flea say to the other flea?
Rick: What?
Dick: Shall we walk or take a dog?
Once, a man needed money, so he went to a neighbor and asked for a loan. The neighbor said he’d give the man $100 for painting his porch lime green. Almost two hours later, the man came back and said, “By the way, you have a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”
Mike: What do you call a bee born in May?
Ike: What?
Mike: A maybe.
Ken: Television will never take the place of newspapers.
Ben: Why not?
Ken: Did you ever try to kill a fly with a rolled-up TV?
Lex: Why did the girl refuse to marry the invisible man?
Rex: Why?
Lex: She couldn’t see anything on him.
Wilbur: What do you give a pig with a cut?
Filbert: Well, I don’t rightly now. What?
Wilbur: Oinkment
Rick: Why was Cinderella trown off the baseball team?
Dick: Why?
Rick: Because she ran away from the ball
Harold: What goes clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, squish?
Ronald: What?
Harold: An octopus with one shoe off
Pee Wee: Why did the halfman cross the road?
Chubb: I don’t know. Why?
Pee Wee: To get to his other side
Bart: Why is a dragon big, scaly and green?
Art: Why?
Bart: Because if it was small, smooth and white it would be a Tic Tac
Dink: What should you do with a rabbit that is eating a dictionary?
Duff: I don’t know. What?
Dink: Take the words right out of his mouth.
Some Boy Scouts were out in the woods trying to earn their Hiking merit badges. The Scout master said to them, “I have good news and bad news. The good news is we have hiked 100 miles today. The bad news is, we’re lost”.
John: Doctor, can you help me? I’ve been feeling like a frog.
Doctor: When did that start?John: Ever since I was a tadpole.
Sara: My cat ate a dollar.
Bob: Well, how is he?
Sara: So far no change
Dick: What did one flea say to the other flea?
Rick: What?
Dick: Shall we walk or take a dog?
Once, a man needed money, so he went to a neighbor and asked for a loan. The neighbor said he’d give the man $100 for painting his porch lime green. Almost two hours later, the man came back and said, “By the way, you have a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”
Mike: What do you call a bee born in May?
Ike: What?
Mike: A maybe.
Ken: Television will never take the place of newspapers.
Ben: Why not?
Ken: Did you ever try to kill a fly with a rolled-up TV?
Lex: Why did the girl refuse to marry the invisible man?
Rex: Why?
Lex: She couldn’t see anything on him.
Wilbur: What do you give a pig with a cut?
Filbert: Well, I don’t rightly now. What?
Wilbur: Oinkment
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